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Thursday, November 7, 2013

The Hobbit Menu at Denny's


What up Belog?,

So you guys already know my sister, the girl who ate Fredericksburg.  Now get ready to fasten your napkins and your culinary fantasies satisfied with a guest appearance by me, the brother who ate Fredericksburg.

Today I woke up hungry.  I said hungry.  Now if you have a sister like my mine, you know that she's the one to call if you're hungry.  And she told me all I needed to know.  "Middle Earth has returned to America's diner and this time it's bringing the dragon."  So I hot tailed it over to Denny's to check out their hobbit menu.  But then I found myself faced with another dilemma.  What should I order?  Should I get Bilbo's Breakfast Feast, Smaug's Fire Burger, the Dwarves' Turkey and Dressing Dinner, or maybe I should just build my own Hobbit Slam with Honey Cake French Toast or Sweet Potato Pecan Pancakes.  What's a brother to do?  In the end I just decided to order it all and let the rings of power fall where they may.  Again, I was hungry.  It was all wonderful but by far the most delectable was the warm red velvet pancake puppies.  And the sweet icing dip was awesome, even on my sausage.  Oh Yeeeeaaaah!
In the end, my only complaint was that the pictures in the menu showed powered sugar on a lot of the dishes.  But maybe they were out, because when it came to my table, no powdered sugar.

Well that's all I got for ya.  I'm the brother who ate Fredericksburg and I want to know.... Where the hell's my powdered sugar yo?

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